Have not got a clue what is happening here...

Right!! So today I'm a writer, today is the day I have actually gone and got myself a job, long gone are my days of needing and wanting to be that barmaid down my local..The oakhill pub.. So my question on starting this "job" is when's lunch.. And is it a liquid lunch? So.. A blog.... Don't really get it but I'm assuming like sex,cooking and drinking shots it only gets easier and better?? What shall my blog be about?? Well I've decided to fuck off the fashion and food blogs and just talk about me... I love talking about me as it's my most favourite thing to do? I mean I'll talk about my kids, my nutty Irish mum, my best mate Lee who has done the most outrageous things ( remind me to tell you about her shit on the M25) of course my husband of 10years Mr Marc Bircham and my dog that dry humps everything even though he has no bollocks...RIP little bollocks I shall update daily..talk how I talk every day..fill you in in as much gossip I hear and basically just have a fucking laugh?! A quick brief of ME... I'm 37... I've got 4 kids, I've been married nearly 10 years to Marc And I love to eat and drink... That's it!? Oh and I love to fucking swear...so this blog will be quite rude and not for those bastard banana bread mums that put there poor children in those ugly plastic blister things they call crocs.... I think I'm gonna get into trouble with this blog as my mouth runs away with me and I can't stop myself from speaking without thinking so I'm apologising now if anyone I upset....I'm now gonna go and have some biscuits and Chinese from last night... Work out what else I need to do for this blog and get back to my job.....